Help . . . I'm Losing My Stripes!
I used to have a sign with a drawing of a zebra. His black stripes were unwinding and landing in puddles at his feet.
Underneath or to the side - I forget - were these words:
"I'm so stressed my stripes are falling off."
In one move or another the sign landed on the Missing in Action list.
I NEED that sign because that's how I feel today. It lets me know I'm not the only one who's ever felt this way. Someone else made it through the stress and lived to laugh about it.
To top it off, we're having some work done INSIDE our house. Less than two weeks before Christmas! What moron scheduled that?
Ummm . . . the moron in question shall remain nameless unless I decide to fess up.
Anyway, there's not much writing going on around here. Mostly I'm keeping dogs away from men at work. And freaking because I've not yet wrapped the first gift. Not. One. Freaking. Gift.
At least the gifts are bought. The cards are mailed. The tree is up - along with the lights and other decorations. But it's bare and lonely beneath our beautiful tree.
As soon as the workers are done, I'm raiding the closet in the guestroom and beginning a marathon wrapping session.
In the meantime, I'll continue to spend a little bit of time on my WiP. One page at a time.
I might be a turtle, but I'm a Christmas turtle. I've rigged a stem of mistletoe over my head.
Hey...a woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do.
Underneath or to the side - I forget - were these words:
"I'm so stressed my stripes are falling off."
In one move or another the sign landed on the Missing in Action list.
I NEED that sign because that's how I feel today. It lets me know I'm not the only one who's ever felt this way. Someone else made it through the stress and lived to laugh about it.
To top it off, we're having some work done INSIDE our house. Less than two weeks before Christmas! What moron scheduled that?
Ummm . . . the moron in question shall remain nameless unless I decide to fess up.
Anyway, there's not much writing going on around here. Mostly I'm keeping dogs away from men at work. And freaking because I've not yet wrapped the first gift. Not. One. Freaking. Gift.
At least the gifts are bought. The cards are mailed. The tree is up - along with the lights and other decorations. But it's bare and lonely beneath our beautiful tree.
As soon as the workers are done, I'm raiding the closet in the guestroom and beginning a marathon wrapping session.
In the meantime, I'll continue to spend a little bit of time on my WiP. One page at a time.
I might be a turtle, but I'm a Christmas turtle. I've rigged a stem of mistletoe over my head.
Hey...a woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do.
Comments
You are still way ahead of me. I don't have a decoration up or a card mailed. I did get a package mailed to relatives out of town, but that has been it.
Mason
Thoughts in Progress
I actually wrapped on Saturday. Hoping to do a little wrapping today too. :)
I love your tree!!
Maryann - Maybe I don't feel quite so bad now.
Mason - If the zebra sign turns up, I'll definitely share.
Jennifer - Feel free to zip down to San Antonio and help me :)
Stephen - We shop all year, but for some reason no gift is wrapped. Progress in spoonfuls.
Joanne - Well, I don't have calm quiet on the best of days, but at least I have a little routine. I love our tree this year, too.
Tree is lovely. Good luck wrapping!
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LR - Thanks!
Holly - I hope I'm done by the 22nd. If not, I'll have no stripes at all :)
Alex - Very close! Thank you :)
Have a great Christmas season!
Lee
Tossing It Out
Terry
Terry's Place
Romance with a Twist--of Mystery
Your tree is fantastic! We don't have a tree because we have cats, bad cats.
Do you want to borrow my refrig. magnet with the little dragon that says, "It's you and me against the world. When do we attack!"?
Lydia - Mistletoe works wonders :)
Terry - I plan to...as soon as the gifts are wrapped :)
Glynis - I love your dragon! When we had our Siamese, we always hung about a dozen jingle bells on the tree. Several times a day someone would yell, "Get out of the tree!"
Elspeth - Some years the tree turns out better than others, at least around here. This is a good year :)
Now go shopping!
Hope the work on your house goes smoothly!
Talli - Best suggestion yet! I'm doing it :)
I haven't bought any presents yet and have bronchitis for the first time in years. I can relate to your zebra. Too bad it went AWOL.
CD
Clarissa - I'm better today, thanks. Things are looking good :)
Here's to you making it through without stressing too much.
I don't have my tree up yet, no gifts wrapped, no cards sent (though they are bought), not all the presents boughts. Yikes, maybe I shouldn't go on or I'll get stressed too!
jdcouglin - Workmen are gone - yea! I've boxed almost everything, set up a table, and moved the boxes with all the wrapping stuff to an area where I can see the TV. I'm good to go in the morning. I hope my paper holds!