Friday's Top Ten
Top ten ways a writer cleans house:
10. Cleans off notes written to herself in the dust
9. Sneaks a glance at the monitor to reread the last paragraph she wrote
8. Scrubs the cooktop where the pot boiled over while she read the latest bestseller
7. Turns the page with her other hand
6. Cleans the window by her desk so she has a clear view while she's thinking
5. Gets a new idea and stops to jot it down
4. An hour later . . .
3. Vacuums crumbs from around her desk
2. Mops paw prints from the floor
And the #1 way a writer cleans house:
1. When it's important, she calls Merry Maids
10. Cleans off notes written to herself in the dust
9. Sneaks a glance at the monitor to reread the last paragraph she wrote
8. Scrubs the cooktop where the pot boiled over while she read the latest bestseller
7. Turns the page with her other hand
6. Cleans the window by her desk so she has a clear view while she's thinking
5. Gets a new idea and stops to jot it down
4. An hour later . . .
3. Vacuums crumbs from around her desk
2. Mops paw prints from the floor
And the #1 way a writer cleans house:
1. When it's important, she calls Merry Maids
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