A Tiki Fairy Tale
I was a little at a loss as to what to write about this week. Then one of my dogs came over, whispered a topic in my ear, and we agreed.
What actually happened was he alerted me that he needed to go outside to take care of an urgent matter.
Be that as it may, we came up with a story. It's up to you to decide what it is.
Once upon a time, there was a:
A. beach bum
B. surfer girl
C. lonely pelican
D. mermaid
E. All of the above
Named:
A. Angelina
B. Benjamin
C. Cameron
D. Dylan
E. None of the above
One day [your choice from above]:
A. went for a walk
B. went shopping
C. stopped in a bar
D. went to the beach
E. wandered into a beautiful cathedral
While:
A. eating lunch
B. playing volleyball
C. buying a birthday present
D. feeding pigeons
E. pumping iron
Along came:
A. a dragon
B. a mob of zombies
C. a swarm of bees
D. a wicked witch
E. an army of aliens
And:
A. demanded beer
B. called for reinforcements
C. laughed
D. flew at [the character you chose]
E. fired a cannon
A. ran away
B. searched for a weapon
C. fainted
D. called for Iron Man
E. pulled out a machete
The [adversary of your choice]:
A. fought valiantly
B. turned you to a toad
C. fled the scene
D. cried
E. ate your brains
But in the end, [the character you chose] persevered and lived happily ever after with:
A. the handsome prince
B. the beautiful princess
C. the wicked witch
D. the loyal dog
E. the treacherous cat
***The End***
Comments
Once upon a time there was a mermaid named Splat. One day Splat stopped in to a bar. While drinking lunch along came an army of aliens and demaned lots and lots of beer. They used it as rocket fuel. When Splat fainted the aliens poured the beer into their gas tanks and fled the scene. In the end Splat married the bartender and lived happily ever after.
Delores - Love it!
Alex - As long as you scratch his ears :)
Jemi - HEAs are good :)
Diane - Right!
Stina - Listen closely :)
Mason - If you write it that way, it will :)
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That was too much fun you should try writing a choose your own adventure book!
This story has "award" written all over it.
Once upon a time, there was a lonely pelican,
named Dylan.
One day he wandered, more like waddled, into a beautiful cathedral,
while eating a tasty fish lunch.
Along came a dragon, crashing through the stain glass windows and
flew at Dylan.
When Dylan fainted,
The dragon cried.
But in the end, after he came to from the dragon's tears splashing on his face, Dylan persevered and lived happily ever after with the beautiful dragon princess.
I did take a bit of artistic license. LOL....
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Beers - Iron Man's my go-to guy, too :)
Lee - Love it! Definitely award worthy :)
Elizabeth - Totally by accident!
Michael - Artistic license allowed :)
EC - "Both your brain cells" ... LOL! Maybe it's a good thing I left Choice F up to you :)
Sia - Our dogs are smarter than I am :) Thanks - glad you like both.
L.G. - Not bad at all!
Lexa - Have fun with it :)
Having gone for an urgent matter, that would be our dog, Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar, she had a good read over this.
She reckons, all of the above. Or Sally Field, nun of the above.
The beautiful princess, coincidentally, is in my garden.
Gary :)
C. lonely pelican
Named:
C. Cameron
One day [your choice from above]:
A. went for a walk on the beach
While:
F: debating her existance
Along came:
E. an army of aliens
And:
D. flew at [the character you chose]
When [the character you chose]:
C. fainted
The [adversary of your choice]:
F: Didn't know what to do at first and then decided to go after the beach bum instead.
But in the end, [the character you chose] persevered and lived happily ever after with:
D. the loyal dog AND
E. the treacherous cat
Great story ideas!
Once upon a time, there was a lonely pelican named Dylan. One day Dylan went shopping. While feeding pigeons, along came a dragon and flew at Dylan. When Dylan called for Iron Man, the dragon turned him into a toad. But in the end, Dylan persevered and lived happily ever after with the treacherous cat.
Know what Millie whispers to me? Please DON'T take me outside.
Once upon a time there was a gorgeous, supercool champion surfer girl who was named None of the Above, or Nota, as she liked to call herself. One day Nota went shopping and was buying a birthday present for her flaky hippie mother who had given her the weird name. Just then a witch came swooping along on her broomstick and when she saw Nota she was so threatened by her coolness and surfing courage she cackled "Fight or die!" That's when Nota pulled out a machete and fought valiently. At first the witch was winning, but then a poor stray dog leaped to Nota's defense and chomped on the witch's leg (very deus ex machina here), which gave Nota a final chance to whack the witch with her machete and make her disappear in a poof of smoke. In the end Nota persevered and lived happily ever after with the loyal dog.
The end.
Hope you have a great summer!!
Clarissa - Love your story!
Christine - I'm glad that treacherous cat is finally getting some love :)
Teresa - I think it's so funny that Millie doesn't like outside. Do you think she knows she's a canine?
Jo-Anne - I'm glad!
Helena - Nota! With a hippie mom. Perfect :)
Shelley - LOL...you're right about the weird - but write a novel like that :)
Johanna - Cool! Thanks. I hope you have a great summer, too.
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Once upon a time there was a surfer girl named Heather. One day Heather went to the beach. While greasing her board along came a politician seeking to rid the beaches of people. He laughed when Heather searched for a weapon. The politician fought valiantly until all of the beach-goers rallied around Heather. Then the politician cried. In the end, Heather persevered and lived happily ever after with the sand, the sun, and waves underneath her board.
That was great fun. Thanks!
Julie
Bravo for the creative dog!
Robin - Great liberties!
Julie - Must be a writer thing :)
Slamdunk - Yeah, dogs are like that :)
Joy - Interesting and/or weird, LOL!
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Oh my. That was fun.
Fun!
PS - Tell me where you want your prize sent. ;)
Cameron the Pelican! What a day he had.
Melissa - You're like Shelley, who said A for all of them :)
Mary - I love the pelicans!
Fun idea!
Happy weekend!
Fun stuff!
Ava - Another fun story!
Milo - LOL! Ribbit.