Friday's Top Ten
The winner
of one ebook copy
of POLAR NIGHT
Please contact Julie through her blog.
Also, the winner of one ebook copy
of my book, IN NAME ONLY,
on Patricia Stoltey's blog
was Elephant's Child.
Congratulations to both winners!
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The top ten reasons there are no polar bears at the Tiki Hut:
10. We don't even have pole dancers
9. But we do have a few polar opposites
8. And some Polish people
7. Nobody told them POLAR NIGHT was here
6. The Tiki Beach is a long swim from the Artic Circle
5. The sand clings to their fur
4. Our nighttime party lights make them easy targets
3. They heard the penguins were coming
2. The only SEALs here are of the US Navy variety
And the #1 reason there are no polar bears at the Tiki Hut:
1. We don't make enough ice
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Comments
Thanks again for having me here Carol, I had a blast! And congrats to both winners! :)
Congrats to Michelle.
Have a great weekend!
Have an awesome weekend!
Summer Ross - Indeed!
Diane - True. Plus the glare off that white fur....
Julie - Glad you had fun!
Linda G - I heard that, too :)
And I'm pretty sure the Tiki Hut is way too hot for polar bears. And their fur would just get so dirty and matted from the sand.
Congrats to the book winners!
Have a great weekend!
Julie
Delores - I don't win books often, but I always love when I do.
Raquel - I'd be frightened, too!
Janet - They'd be totally out of place in Texas.
Southpaw - That's right!
VR - They'd track that sand in, but even worse they'd shake. You'd probably have sand in your margarita :)
Gwen - They'd demand the tables under the fans :)
Mark - Oh, yuk! That's gotta stink!
Luanne - I don't know, but probably something like that. And maybe use a walk-in cooler for their inside homes.
As always, wonderful list, Carol!
Johanna - Polar bears are not cling free :)
Julie - Sadly, no. LOL!
Bethany - Yikes! I'd call that a nightmare. Or a night bear.
LD - Those are called tongue twisters :)
Liza - I remember him!
CATachresis - Good one :)
Looks like the Tiki Hut won't be having any polar bear visitors anytime soon.
Fun list. Congrats to the winners, and a happy weekend to all.
And woo hoo (still) about your book. I have torn myself away from it (several times) because I really should a) finish the books I am already reading and b) do a kazillion other things. I don't know how long I will stay torn away though - not long I suspect. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Golden Eagle - Who knew they would be so afraid of the cute little penguins, LOL!
Melissa - Thanks!
Christine - Nope! We're not LOST...we're right here :)
Susan - Ugh. Thanks for the morning-breath warning!
LR - Cool! First margarita's on the house :)
Rachna - Thanks! Visit often :)
I shall go away now and think of SEALs pole dancing. Nice idea... ;)
No Polar Bears? That's okay. I'll take a good old-fashioned teddy bear. Though I also love panda bears!
Have you heard about the Polish, pole-dancing Navy seals?
This is such a fun list Carol! Thanks for the smiles!
oh well lets forget the penquins they don't matter anyway.....
Michelle - You're welcome. I'm waiting to see one of those SEALs!
Jo-Anne - Good choice :)
Yay for the winners!!! Take care
x
Congrats to Michelle and Elephant's Child.
Medeia - Always enough ice for drinks!
But we miss out the hugs we might receive from the polar bears!