Friday's Top Ten
of one ebook copy
of POLAR NIGHT
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Also, the winner of one ebook copy
of my book, IN NAME ONLY,
on Patricia Stoltey's blog
was Elephant's Child.
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The top ten reasons there are no polar bears at the Tiki Hut:
10. We don't even have pole dancers
9. But we do have a few polar opposites
8. And some Polish people
7. Nobody told them POLAR NIGHT was here
6. The Tiki Beach is a long swim from the Artic Circle
5. The sand clings to their fur
4. Our nighttime party lights make them easy targets
3. They heard the penguins were coming
2. The only SEALs here are of the US Navy variety
And the #1 reason there are no polar bears at the Tiki Hut:
1. We don't make enough ice
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