Friday's Top Ten
We've had a lot of family time lately. So ... pretend you're watching a first or second grader tell you a funny, screwing up her face so she gets it just right, and giggling before she ever reaches the punch line.
Top ten jokes from kids:
10. Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken retired
9. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing
8. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9
7. What fish costs the most?
A goldfish
6. What goes up and down but doesn't move?
Stairs
5. Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind! It's over your head.
4. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
The alpha BAT
3. What time is it when a whale runs into your boat?
Time to get a new boat
2. What's black, white, green, and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo
And the #1 joke from kids:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to go home?
Did you giggle?
Linda Kage is playing a fun game on her blog starting today to match a few authors to something wacky or strange they have done or accomplished in their lives. Pop over and see if you can figure out what I did :)
Linda Kage is playing a fun game on her blog starting today to match a few authors to something wacky or strange they have done or accomplished in their lives. Pop over and see if you can figure out what I did :)
Comments
T
These definitely brought a smile to my face. :)
Mason
Thoughts in Progress
And I feel so smug, I KNOW which fact goes with you! He, he.
The knock-knock one is cool... I don't think the little ones will get the full meaning of number 5. LOL.
Stina - The tomato wins again :)
Karen - Kid Cute :)
Teresa - Great!
Laura - OMG! LOTS with no punchline and lots of giggles!
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh.
hahaha :D
Thanks for visiting my blog. :)
Mason - My pleasure :)
L.G. - Cool :)
Linda K - Ahh, nothing like the truth :)
Summer - The tomato is a hot seller today!
Heading over to the other blog!
That one kept my kids giggling forever on a long car ride. At least they weren't fighting in the backseat.
Julie - Cool :)
Johanna - I'm not surprised!
Suzanne - Always happy to provide a giggle :)
Melissa - LOL! That one's funnier than mine :)
M Pax - Appropriate for Halloween!
Yvonne.
Talli - The tomato and the alpha bat are running a close race.
Yvonne - Happy to make you smile :)
LR - I guess 7 was hungry, LOL!
I'm stumped over the list at Linda's blog.
Angela - Hope you got a giggle :)
Raquel - LOL! Husbands are like that :)
:-)
Take care
x
Old Kitty - LOL! You're so funny.
Have a great day, Carol!
And Goldfish is expensive!
Well if you're there to tell the tale if a whale runs into your boat then maybe you'll get a new boat!
Lol!
Nas - I liked the goldfish one :)
Pam - Aww, that's sweet :)