Friday's Top Ten

The top ten reasons Santa doesn't have a Fantasy Football team:

10. The elves are too small

  9. Except for Elf

  8. The Three French Hens won't leave the Two Turtledoves alone

  7. The Ghost of Christmas Past demands too many instant replays

  6. Ebenezer Scrooge wants to take the ball to the bank

  5. Blitzen has a thing for quarterbacks

  4. The Grinch doesn't follow the rules

  3. Rudolph's nose telegraphs plays

  2. Frosty sweats

And the #1 reason Santa doesn't have a Fantasy Football team:

  1. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore refuse to be cheerleaders