Friday's Top Ten

Top ten signs you REALLY need a vacation:

10. You yelled at the postman.

  9. You forgot to feed your pets.

  8. You had a good massage yet you can still bounce rocks off your neck muscles.

  7. You got lost on the way to your mom's.

  6. You believe someone is following you.

  5. You can't sleep.

  4. You forgot it's your week for car pool pick up.

  3. Each item on your To Do List has at least one side list.

  2. Two nights ago your dinner was wine and chocolate.

And the #1 sign you REALLY need a vacation:

 1. You forgot where you hid the last bottle of wine. All you remember is it's with the last bar of chocolate.