Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess scullery writer who went for a walk through the forest took her live-in handyman to the hospital for pain and swelling in his ankle.

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After encountering ogres the emergency room and wolves surgeons and evil queens nurses, she found her way back home (with her live-in handyman).

The seven dwarfs and three little pigs Recuperation met them and hung around for ten days.

Then the party was over it was finally time for the stitches to come out.

And they lived happily ever after :)

That's my story, and I'm sticking with it.