Friday's Top Ten
In order to give the opposing party equal air time . . .
The top ten duties of The Cat:
10. Never admit to a lapse in judgment
9. Torment the oppressors
8. Accept no prisoners
7. Guard the dog
6. Maintain decorum
5. Hide all dog toys
4. Demand running water
3. Nap on the placemats
2. Supervise food distribution
And the #1 duty of The Cat:
1. Eat Cheezeburgerz
The top ten duties of The Cat:
10. Never admit to a lapse in judgment
9. Torment the oppressors
8. Accept no prisoners
7. Guard the dog
6. Maintain decorum
5. Hide all dog toys
4. Demand running water
3. Nap on the placemats
2. Supervise food distribution
And the #1 duty of The Cat:
1. Eat Cheezeburgerz
Comments
Helen
Straight From Hel
this made me smile (yes, yes...)and go back to your former posts - had to see what you said about dogs (yes, yes...) and about blogging, and not ever finding enough time to read all my favorite blogs...yes again! You know how it is, and I also know this storing books for later reading! The two or three Lisa Scottoline books I read were good, I thought (the sister in the monastery...). Right now I am reading Farm Girl by Karen Gowen! (nice reading) When will you send me one of yours?
#11. Rub your fur all over Aubrie until she sniffles!
I love your lists!
Get the humans to feed you as much as possible as early and late as possible. Develop that big belly!
Stare accusingly at everyone as they enter your room.
Remember your ancestors were worshiped as gods. Those were the good old days.
One more:
Will let you pet it only if you've made an appointment beforehand.
Angela - I'm happy to make you smile.
Aubrie - I'm allergic to cats, too. I still love them, but must do so from afar.
Joanne - Our cat always used her left paw only.
Kimberly - They especially enjoy the open book when it's in your lap.
Conda - Stomach with legs - I love it!
Elspeth - Oh yes - The Look. How could I have forgotten that? And Ignoring Humans.
Marisa - I laughed out loud - too funny!
Thanks for the smile...
Elizabeth
Mystery Writing is Murder
Karen - Sigh. No cats here. Allergies. We did cater to a Siamese for about 17 years, though.
Best Wishes, Galen.
Corollary to list: selective application of fur - dark hairs to light clothing, light hairs to dark clothing. Best executed while clothes are still in laundry basket and warm from the dryer.
VR - Oh yes. Everyone has such good comments. I love it!