Friday's Top Ten
Before the Top Ten, a little unfinished business. All the "creative writing" about me in Wednesday's post:
1. My mother taught me to play piano. She didn't teach me.
2. My father worked for the city. Oil, baby.
3. My childhood dream was to be a veterinarian. Not exactly.
4. My first job was at a flower shop. With MY black thumb?
5. My college major was art history. Uh, no.
6. My seven children all live at home. Ack! I'd be bonkers. C'mon...seven???
7. My live-in handyman was my sixth grade boyfriend. The winner!
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Now ... the Top Ten things NEVER to give as a Valentine's gift:
10. New Garbage Can
9. Weed Eater
8. Power Tool
7. Vacuum
6. New Mop
5. Gift Card for Groceries
4. Kitchen Appliance
3. Gym Membership
2. Self-Improvement Book
And the #1 thing NEVER to give as a Valentine Gift:
1. ANY Spanx Garment
1. My mother taught me to play piano. She didn't teach me.
2. My father worked for the city. Oil, baby.
3. My childhood dream was to be a veterinarian. Not exactly.
4. My first job was at a flower shop. With MY black thumb?
5. My college major was art history. Uh, no.
6. My seven children all live at home. Ack! I'd be bonkers. C'mon...seven???
7. My live-in handyman was my sixth grade boyfriend. The winner!
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Now ... the Top Ten things NEVER to give as a Valentine's gift:
10. New Garbage Can
9. Weed Eater
8. Power Tool
7. Vacuum
6. New Mop
5. Gift Card for Groceries
4. Kitchen Appliance
3. Gym Membership
2. Self-Improvement Book
And the #1 thing NEVER to give as a Valentine Gift:
1. ANY Spanx Garment
Comments
Happy Valentine's Weekend ;)
Where did you say for me to send the check?
Arlee - Smart man!
Joanne - Duh. I should've said for a man to give a woman. Chalk it up to not enough caffeine in my system when I wrote it. Good catch!
Best Wishes Galen.
Imagineering Fiction Blog
Laura - Great idea.
Handyman, eh? Perfect kind of guy to have around!
Does he have an extra shovel?
Helen
Straight From Hel
But yes, Spanx would be a BIG no-no!