Friday's Top Ten
Top ten things Santa says:
10. Ho! Ho! Ho!
9. Careful, boys, this roof's icy . . . uh, oh.
8. That's the tiniest chimney I've ever seen.
7. Rudolph!
6. He wants WHAT?
5. Whoa! Look at the size of that stocking.
4. Why is everything always in the bottom of the bag?
3. Milk and cookies, milk and cookies. Just once I'd like a beer and chips.
2. Donner. Blitzen. Kick in the afterburners. Mrs. Claus is waiting!
And the #1 thing Santa says:
1. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
10. Ho! Ho! Ho!
9. Careful, boys, this roof's icy . . . uh, oh.
8. That's the tiniest chimney I've ever seen.
7. Rudolph!
6. He wants WHAT?
5. Whoa! Look at the size of that stocking.
4. Why is everything always in the bottom of the bag?
3. Milk and cookies, milk and cookies. Just once I'd like a beer and chips.
2. Donner. Blitzen. Kick in the afterburners. Mrs. Claus is waiting!
And the #1 thing Santa says:
1. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Comments
Love the top ten!
Elizabeth
Mystery Writing is Murder
Best Regards, Galen.
Imagineering Fiction Blog
Political correctness gone mad.
Galen - Let me know if you figure out how that happens.
Jane - You're welcome.
Cassandra - Agreed! We have a "Ho! Ho! Ho!" sign in our yard.
Mason - Thanks. I'm buried in paper and ribbon.
# 3 cracked me up! Always thought Santa was not a cookie guy.
I can relate to #4!
Merry Christmas to you!
Marisa - Santa says milk and cookies have their place but not as a steady diet. Merry Christmas to you, too.
Helen
Straight From Hel
Stephen Tremp