Friday's Top Ten

Top ten things to do in the rain:

10. Use your umbrella

9. Dance

8. Use your windshield wipers

7. Sing

6. Wear galoshes

5. Run barefoot

4. Drive with your headlights on

3. Splash in puddles

2. Wear a slicker

And the number one thing to do in the rain:

1. Make love

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Today's Top Ten brought to you by both my left brain and my right.