Friday's Top Ten
Top ten signs you might be having a bad day:
10. There's no hot water.
9. Your hair dryer won't turn on, not even after you press reset.
8. You forgot to buy coffee.
7. You stop at Starbucks . . . only to discover you have eight cents in your wallet and your Starbucks card is missing.
6. Your computer refuses to boot.
5. Your cell phone dies mid-conversation. With your boss.
4. Your car has a flat tire.
3. You're late for an important appointment.
2. Your favorite TV show is pre-empted for a political speech.
And the number one sign you might be having a bad day:
1. There's only half a glass of wine left in the last bottle.
10. There's no hot water.
9. Your hair dryer won't turn on, not even after you press reset.
8. You forgot to buy coffee.
7. You stop at Starbucks . . . only to discover you have eight cents in your wallet and your Starbucks card is missing.
6. Your computer refuses to boot.
5. Your cell phone dies mid-conversation. With your boss.
4. Your car has a flat tire.
3. You're late for an important appointment.
2. Your favorite TV show is pre-empted for a political speech.
And the number one sign you might be having a bad day:
1. There's only half a glass of wine left in the last bottle.
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