Friday's Top Ten

Top ten signs you might be having a bad day:

10. There's no hot water.

9. Your hair dryer won't turn on, not even after you press reset.

8. You forgot to buy coffee.

7. You stop at Starbucks . . . only to discover you have eight cents in your wallet and your Starbucks card is missing.

6. Your computer refuses to boot.

5. Your cell phone dies mid-conversation. With your boss.

4. Your car has a flat tire.

3. You're late for an important appointment.

2. Your favorite TV show is pre-empted for a political speech.

And the number one sign you might be having a bad day:

1. There's only half a glass of wine left in the last bottle.