Friday, November 23, 2012

Friday's Top Ten

Since I'm not one to take Black Friday too seriously, the top ten best gifts to purchase for that special someone:

10. Dentist - wooden teeth

  9. Doctor - a timer

  8. Plumber - pipe cleaners

  7. Carpenter - nail polish

  6. Electrician - a taser

  5. Lawn Mowers - grass seed

  4. Teacher - book of quizzes

  3. Handyman - convenient woman

  2. Lawyer - Fruit of the Loom briefs

And the #1 gift to purchase for that special someone:

  1. Thief - get out of jail free card

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Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Wish I was a handyman then!!

Laura Eno said...

The wooden teeth had me laughing!

I won't go near a store on days like this. *shudder*

DEZMOND said...

Now I'm wondering what would you buy me, Carol :)

~Sia McKye~ said...

Nail polish, snork.

Did my bit for black Friday. Went online and bought a new Parka for me and 3 things I needed for the house. Going near any retail store today is not happening. *shudder*

Carol Kilgore said...

Alex - Does that make you Every Man?

Laura - My feelings exactly.

Dezmond - Well...since you're a 'spy' and you write a about Disappearing Ink!

Sia - I love online shopping!

Linda G. said...

Ha! I'm married to a very handy man. Guess I'm his convenient woman. ;)

mybabyjohn/Delores said...

I guess I've been the 'inconvenient' woman to my 'unhandy' man for quite some time now.

DEZMOND said...

I'd prefer disappearing undies so that I could give them to a target of my choice :PPP

Carol Kilgore said...

Linda G - You and me both!

Delores - LOL! Sorry :)

Naughty Dezzy!

CATachresis said...

MOL The wooden teeth wouldn't be very convenient!! xx

Carol Kilgore said...

CATachresis - Especially not for a handsome feline like you!

The Golden Eagle said...

LOL. Awesome list.

Have a great weekend!

Clarissa Draper said...

Funny list!

J.L. Campbell said...

I'm getting slow, I think. Couldn't figure them all out.

Carol Kilgore said...

Golden Eagle - You, too!

Clarissa - Fun to write :)

J.L. - Maybe it's too American. I didn't think about that.

LR said...

I'm sure lots of people are glad Black Friday is over. :)

Shelley Munro said...

Grin. They had coverage of some of the Black Friday shoppers here in New Zealand. I was gal I'm an ocean away!

Carol Kilgore said...

LR - I'm sure you're correct.

Shelley - Just a zoo. I stayed home all day and tried to get our house back in order.

L. Diane Wolfe said...

You'd need a taser just to get through Black Friday.

Writer Pat Newcombe said...

Love your list! Wooden teeth must make a heck of clatter!

Carol Kilgore said...

Diane - Very true!

Pat - Just like George Washington :)

Nas said...

Wooden teeth?

And nail polish for carpenter? Haha! Fun!

Conda Douglas said...

Great list for Black Friday--but what do the female lawyers get?

Carol Kilgore said...

Nas - I'm very happy my teeth are not wooden :)

Conda - The same. Fruit of the Loom makes briefs for women, too. See this link - you'll have to copy/paste in your browser:

MTeacress said...

TeeHee. Good ones. :)
Happy Thanksgiving!

Carol Kilgore said...

Michelle - Saw this yesterday, commented on your blog, and forgot to comment here. Oops! Thanks for stopping by :)