Friday's Top Ten
Don't forget about Friday's HOT Fireman on my Facebook Page!
Last week's top ten was all about Gabe the Firefighter. Today's is all about Summer.
The top ten things to remember if you are in the Federal Witness Security Program:
10. Memorize all the data about your new life and who you are
9. Don't use Ancestry.com
8. Don't write a memoir
7. Don't act suspicious around everyone you meet
6. Don't call your grandmother on her birthday
5. Don't tell anyone where you were born
4. Don't keep a photo of your parents on your mantel
3. Never drink so much wine you forget your current name
2. Don't enter politics
And the #1 thing to remember if you are in the Federal Witness Security Program:
1. Never, ever wear this tee
Last week's top ten was all about Gabe the Firefighter. Today's is all about Summer.
The top ten things to remember if you are in the Federal Witness Security Program:
10. Memorize all the data about your new life and who you are
9. Don't use Ancestry.com
8. Don't write a memoir
7. Don't act suspicious around everyone you meet
6. Don't call your grandmother on her birthday
5. Don't tell anyone where you were born
4. Don't keep a photo of your parents on your mantel
3. Never drink so much wine you forget your current name
2. Don't enter politics
And the #1 thing to remember if you are in the Federal Witness Security Program:
1. Never, ever wear this tee
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Comments
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Have a great weekend! :)
Mason
Thoughts in Progress
Alex - Dead. Right.
Delores - Well, I can. But not too much.
Jennifer - Yesh :)
L.G. - Always having to monitor your intake, LOL!
Summer - You're welcome!
Linda K - So do I!
Linda G - Good luck with that :)
Clarissa - You, me, and Linda K ... the Three Witnesseers, LOL.
Ciara - Five. Maybe more...I may have forgotten someone from above. I need to go check on that fireman :)
Julie - Yea, my evil plan worked, LOL!
Mason - 99% of the time, smiles are my Friday goal.
Johanna - Good. Omas and Nanas need love, too :)
Lee
Tossing It Out
Great post.
Yvonne.
Arlee - I think it would be hard not to mess up at least once.
Yvonne - Let's hope they remember next year :)
Very funny.
Heather
Pat - It's a sign! It's a sign!
Heather - Secret...I like it, too :) And yes, it does come in black with white words.
Have a good weekend, Carol!
I must remember these very handy tips and wise advice if ever I am in such a programme! :-) Take care
x
Jess - Happy Summer back!
Old Kitty - You may need to push me out of the way to get that close...but I digress :)
Have a great week.